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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, January 7, 1893
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The Elysian Fields, a flower-gemmed bank, by a flowing stream, beneath the sylvan shade of unfading foliage.
Mr. Punch—who is free of all places, from Fleet Street to Parnassus—discovered, in Arcadian attire, attempting "numerous verse" on a subject of National importance—to wit, the approaching Royal Marriage.
Mr. Punch. Propt on this "bank of amaranth and moly,"
Beneath the shade of boughs unmelancholy,
I meditate on Æstas and on Hymen!
Pheugh! What a Summer! Torrid drought doth try men,—
And fields and farms; yet when our Royal May
Weds—in July—'tis fit that Phoebus stay
His fiery car to welcome her! By Jove,
That sounds Spenserian! Illustrious Love
Epithalamion demands, and lo!
We've no official Laureate, to let flow,
With Tennysonian dignity and sweetness,
Courtly congratulation. Dryden's neatness,
Even the gush of Nahum Tate or Pye
Are not available, so Punch must try
His unofficial pen. My tablets, Toby!
This heat's enough to give you hydrophoby!
Talk about Dog-days! Is that nectar iced?
Then just one gulp! It beats the highest priced
And creamiest champagne. Now, silence, Dog,
And let me give my lagging Muse a jog!
Humph! I do hope the happy Royal Pair
(Whose counterfeit presentments front me there,
Inspiring, in young manhood and frank beauty)
Will think their Laureate hath fulfilled his duty,
His labour of most loyal love, discreetly.
Compliments delicate, piled not sickly-sweetly,
Like washy Warton's, nor so loud thrasonical—
Like Glorious John's—that they sound half ironical!
'Tis hard indeed for loyal love to hit
The medium just 'twixt sentiment and wit——
First Voice. But you have hit it, never-missing-One!
Second Voice. For fulsome twaddle finds best check in Fun!
Mr. Punch (with respectful heartiness).
What! Sweet-voiced Chivalrous-souled Sidney!!
This is a joy! For heroes of your kidney
Punch hath a heartier homage, as he hopes,
Than the most thundering Swinburnian tropes
Could all express!
Spenser (smiling mildly).
Algernon's one of Us!
In fierce superlatives, and foam and fuss,
He deals o'ermuch, but proof lies in his page.
He 's of the true Parnassian lineage,
And should be Laureate—if he care to be so.
Sidney.
Would he but heed what Horace wrote to Piso!
"The singing-skill of god Apollo's giving"
Is his, however, and no lyrist living
Hath such a stretch of finger, or such tone.
Mr. Punch.
Faith, but he sings immortal Fames—your own,
My Philip, latest and not least—in strains
That thrill our nerves and mount into our brains.
If he would study less in Gosson's "School"
(That of "Abuse," o'er which you laid the rule
In your "Defence of Poesy"), and stay
Less in dim Orcus than Arcadia,
Then—well, I might have well been spared this task.
Spenser, you penned your own; now may I ask
Epithalamion-recipes from you?
Spenser (smiling).
Yes—when you need them!...