'SAlbert Edward, well meaning but flighty,
Who invited King Arthur, the blameless and mighty,
To meet Alcibiades and Aphrodite.
is for Bernhardt, who fails to awaken
Much feeling in Bismarck, Barabbas, and Bacon.
is Columbus, who tries to explain
How to balance an egg—to the utter disdain
Of Confucius, Carlyle, Cleopatra, and Cain.