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The Bad Child's Book of Beasts
by: Hilaire Belloc
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INTRODUCTION
I callyou bad, my little child,Upon the title page,
Because a manner rude and wild
Is common at your age.
The Moral of this priceless work
(If rightly understood)
Will make you—from a little Turk—
Unnaturally good.
Do not as evil children do,
Who on the slightest grounds
Will imitatethe Kangaroo,
With wild unmeaning bounds:
Do not as children badly bred,
Who eat like little Hogs,
And when they have to go to bed
Will whine like Puppy Dogs:
Who take their manners from the Ape,
Their habits from the Bear,
Indulge the loud unseemly jape,
And never brush their hair.
But so control your actions that
Your friends may all repeat.
'This child is dainty as the Cat,
And as the Owl discreet.'
As a friend to the children
commend me the Yak.
You will find it exactly the thing:
It will carry and fetch,
you can ride on its back,
Or lead it about
with a string.
The Tartar who dwells on the plains of Thibet
(A desolate region of snow)
Has for centuries made it a nursery pet,
And surely the Tartar should know!
Then tell your papa where the Yak can be got,
And if he is awfully rich
He will buy you the creature—
or else
he willnot.
(I cannot be positive which.)
The Polar Bear
The Polar Bear is unawareOf cold that cuts me through:
For why? He has a coat of hair.
I wish I had one too!
The Lion, the Lion, he dwells in the waste,
He has a big head and a very small waist;
But his shoulders are stark, and his jaws they are grim,
And a good little child will not play with him.
The Tiger
The Tiger on the other hand,is kittenish and mild,He makes a pretty playfellow for any little child;
And mothers of large families (who claim to common sense)
Will find a Tiger well repay the trouble and expense.
The Dromedary is a cheerful bird:
I cannot say the same about the Kurd.
The Whale
The Whale that wanders round the PoleIs nota table fish.
You cannot bake or boil him whole
Nor serve him in a dish;
But you may cut his blubber up
And melt it down for oil.
And so replacethe colza bean
(A product of the soil).
These facts should all be noted down
And ruminated on,
By every boy in Oxford town
Who wants to be a Don.
"The Ship of the Desert."
The Hippopotamus
I shoot the Hippopotamuswith bullets made of platinum,
Because if I use leaden ones
his hide is sure to flatten 'em.
Dodo
The Dodo usedto walk around,
And take the sun and air.
The sun yet warms his native ground—
The Dodo is not there!
The voice which used to squawk and squeak
Is now for ever dumb—
Yet may you see his bones and beak
All in the Mu-se-um.
The species Man and Marmozet
Are intimately linked;
The Marmozet survives as yet,
But Men are all extinct.
The Camelopard
The Camelopard, it is saidBy travellers (who never lie),
He cannot stretch out straight in bed
Because he is so high....