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The World Turned Upside Down No News, and Strange News



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Roman Capital and Small Letters.

A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T UV W X Y Z

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Italic Capital and Small Letters.

A B C D E F G H I J K L MN O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

a b e d e f g h i j k l m n o p q rs t u v w x y z æ œ &

 

 

 

 


To see a butcher kill a hog, is no news;But to see a hare run after a dog, is strange indeed!

  This hare hunts the dog,Tho' all of you know,Most dogs hunt the hare—But here it's not so.

To see a poor man and a rich, is no news;But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed!

  Is your name Nick, sir,Or Old Harry,I insist you tell beforeWe marry.

To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news;But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed!

  Some rats take delight to gnawHouses down—I want to build a goodHouse of my own.

To see a bird picking at fruit, is no news;But to see a dog playing the flute, is strange indeed!

  You see I am playing here,Too, too, too, too;When I've done with my flute,I'll give it to you.

To see a greyhound catch a hare, is no news;But to see a lamb hunting a bear, is strange indeed!

  The bear runs away, theLamb is pursuing;If he catches the bear,There'll be terrible doing.

To see an eagle spread her wings, is no news;But to see an old man in leading strings, is strange indeed!

  Take care, grandpapa, lestYou should fall,And if you want yourChair—pray call.

To see a weaver throw his shuttle, is no news;But to see a man get in a quart bottle, is strange indeed!

  You'll all be amazed toSee me get in,And much more surprisedIf I get out again.

To hear of a Frenchman eating a frog, is no news;But to see a butcher stuck by a hog, is strange indeed!

  Don't hollo!'Tis only a knife,You never stuck a pigSo easy in your life.

To see a gardener gather a salad, is no news;But to see an ass singing a ballad, is strange indeed!

  My voice is so fine,And so charming the tune,I expect for to sing atThe opera soon.

To see a man get a boat, is no news;But to see a man jump down his throat, is strange indeed!

  If I once get my legs inAs far as my knees,The rest will slip downWith a great deal of ease.

To see a dog baiting a bull, is no news;But to see a ram spinning of wool, is strange indeed!

  Good lack a daisy!How you grin,To see a poor ramTry to spin.

To see a tailor making a coat, is no news;But to see a hog rowing a boat, is strange indeed!

  Step into my boat,I'll give you a row,I'm an excellent waterman,All of you know.

To see a man fish in a moat, is no news;But to see a monkey shaving a goat, is strange indeed!

  My lather is good, andMy razor is keen,In two minutes time,I'll shave you quite clean.

To see a miller grinding corn, is no news;But to see an ox blowing a horn, is strange indeed!

  I blow and I run,And I run and I blow,And which I do best,I'm sure I don't know.

To see a shoemaker hammer his leather, is no news;But to see a hound and a buck drinking together, is strange indeed!

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